Scene: two grad student acquaintances —her dressed as a ballerina, he as a magician— run into one another at a Halloween party. They’re intrigued by one another for the first time ever, and exchange numbers. Later that night…
Magician: You up?
Ballerina: That's funny.
M: What's funny?
B: Not "u up". You use punctuation. Capitalization. Classy.
M: lol i prefer klassy but ok
B: haha i c wut u did there
M: Anyway
B: Anyway…
M: you were the ballerina, yes?
B: Yep.
M: Just making sure I'm texting the right person. And not like, the cat.
B: ohhhh the one who got wasted and puked in her own onesie? Yeah. Not me.
M: ha!
B: I mean, we know each other.
M: right.
B: might be fun to pretend we don't tho?
M: that's what I was thinking. Great minds…
B: Ellipses are sexy. Truly.
M: ha!
B: nervous?
M: I mean… I don't sext much
B: me too. Me neither? So I learned that ballerinas say "merde" for good luck
M: "shit" en francais, haha
B: parlez-vous?
M: un peu
B: moi aussi So…merde on the sexting, I guess?
M: merde
B: merde
M: I liked your costume btw. Sexy
B: why thank you But also You can do better than that
M: challenge accepted Nice and tight on top. You've got a beautiful torso. Elegant.
B: that's lovely I've always felt self-conscious about being flat. No boobs to speak of, that is
M: you shouldn't Ok here I go So at one point it got a little chilly at the party…
B: oh?
M: can I say your nipples are perfect
B: oh
M: I'd like to run my tongue over them With your consent of course
B: oh you have my consent But feel free to elaborate
M: small but…mighty? No but seriously Right then I started fantasizing about peeling down your leotard Burying my face in those sweet little tits Putting my mouth to work
B: while I rip out my hair tie Shake it out like a librarian in a porno I always wanted to do that
M: your wish is my command
B: I wish…for you to suck my tits
M: can I use my hands?
B: fuck yeah
M: I'll start with a light touch Gentle Cupping both of your tits Running my thumbs over your perked up nipples one by one They're so tight now
B: yesssss please sir
M: May I twist them?
B: only if you're not gentle
M: here I go Index finger and thumb on your right
B: oh it hurts so good again
M: again
B: ow Yes
M: your face is so expressive
B: I'm enjoying this
M: I'm enjoying watching You put on quite a show, prima ballerina. I can hear the Tchaikovsky in the background as I soothe your aching tits with my tongue Then my lips
B: anything I can do for you?
M: don't worry about it right now My act is just getting started. For my next trick
B: hey you're not gonna make me disappear are you?
M: haha no But I am gonna make you come without my cock Which is rock solid rn btw
B: how you gonna do it
M: magic
B: my fave kind of magic
M: indeed use my magic wand on your body Unless you have your own magic wand you'd like me to use?
B: ooo yes I do I could raise my legs in the air Point my toes so pretty Give you full access to my clit And when I'm ready
M: yeah
B: hand you my toy Which has made me cum so hard Take care of it as you take care of me
M: you got it I love a magic wand
B: moi aussi
M: I start with the low speed just vibrating slightly Touch it to
B: my clit?
M: no your hole
B: oh fuck yeah
M: teasing you increase in speed and intensity
B: yes
M: then take it away
B: noooooooo goddammit
M: run the wand over your beautiful thighs did I mention your tights are still on
B: what
M: the crotch soaking wet B: fuuuuuuuu
M: still teasing your thighs so delicate but muscled all those barre exercises
B: you know ballet wow but I can't wait any longer I shove you off me
M: what
B: let me finish Shove you off me just enough To peel my tights down to my knees
M: oh god
B: LET ME FINISH
M: yes ma'am
B: peel them down to my knees and lay back Pull you on top of me Thrust my tongue in your mouth Put my hand over yours Together we guide my fave toy directly to my clit bc I can't wait any longer
M: beautiful I can smell your desire
B: it won't be long now I'm half dressed You still have all your clothes on I rub your stiff cock One Two Three times
M: you're killing me pls continue
B: just enough to tease A promise But me first.
M: I make the wand go full speed Press it into your aching clit
B: that's all it takes
M: we kiss even harder Frantically
B: I arch my back as I explode And vibrate all around you
M: so graceful I'm so fucking hard watching you Abracadabra